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2. Legal Shenanigans

By using this site, you forfeit all human rights. Legal disputes will be settled via anime sword duel judged by Uchiha Goodman Esq. DMCA complaints will be met with a reply in Comic Sans.

3. User Obligations

You must sacrifice a USB drive to the Server Gods every full moon. Bugs must be reported by screaming "YAMERO!" three times. Account sharing = your favorite character dies next chapter.

4. Data Collection (Trust Us, Bro)

We collect everything—browsing history, sleep schedule, waifu rankings—and sell it to shady Pepe traders. Disabling cookies = Gordon Ramsay calls you a donkey in 4K.

5. Termination Clause

We ban users for breathing too loud, not laughing at our memes, or enjoying Netflix adaptations.